J-Lo Loves Magic Carpet Rides

How stoked were me and Jellyfish on the weekend when we got to do a photo shoot of J-Lo and Cleopatra's ex-husband Marc Antony.

She called us last week and said "I just love your blog! Can we do a photo-shoot straight away? XXXXX"

We were like "Hell yeauh, photo-shot-boltz!"

We got in our favourite A-list snapper Norrie Montgomery to shoot the reel. Marc was calling it his little shag-pile and shit. Made us feel a bit sick, after the rums we'd been sippin' though.

Like NZ's Next New Second Next Top Model, here is the best shot.

Enjoy.

MEAN HARD!@

Some Band

In 1963 this lot played @ the Monterey Jazz Festival........ prob a real stink performance i bet.., Probably not even Modern?.

Kids Catching A Bad One

Sometimes kids can get a little out of line.

Sometimes they need reminding that they are simply brats that need to be reminded that THEY ARE NOT THE BOSS and that the earth does not revolve around their snot-faces and bad attitudes.

Sometimes life kicks you back...little shit!

Here are some of our favourite instances of such reminders caught on film...

Great soundtrack on this one above! I also like the bit when the Dad says: "What are you doing?" Uhhh, being a stupid fuck!

A TRIBE CALLED COMING TO MELBOURNE

This lot are soon on their way to Melbourne, also this brings over A tribe from New Zealand, a tribe of mates for fun rum drinking and general tribe stuff....
Catch soon BOYZ!
MEAN!

Choice Az bRO

If i saw this going past me down a road, the only thing that could be said would be "Oh Mean Az Bike Bro! Mean Az!"
"Choice"
"Hard"

RAZOR

Thrash-Out

Pick a dope font, any font!, then thrash out! "Razors" pretty Thrashin.........

Classic Material #7 - 'Fat Pockets'

1st Birthday Pressie.

Blazed as!

Too many Dutch Masters???

Kyoto. Public Toilet.

I took this picture outside a public toilet in Kyoto on a recent excursion to Japan.

Classic material!

Barbapapa - 3. Der Strand

Enjoy!

???????????

One of these 4 is very sad & hungry, one doesn't need to eat,ones happy with a toy & the other cheeky monkey!!!!

OG CELL-E-CEL

It's definately looking like it's on and crackin for The O.G Cell-E-Cell..... this is definately worth a listen! Oh if you happen to stumble across it on vinyl, i will pay top Dolla$.......
RIDE ON

I'm Gonna Get You Sucka

Roasting!

JYEAH JYEAH!

PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP

Willie Colon - 'Set Fire To Me'

Makes me wanna time travel to 1986 and pop n' lock in a NY City nightclub.
Paradise Garage?

Tiger Woods' Theme Song.

...Where them drums and loops from...

Todays viewing

Teddy Ruxpin O.G

Jim Jarmusch...Poetic.

Whip of the Week.

BOOM! Check out whip of the week. It's an early example of a Turkish azeri style magic carpet.

With the current penchant in fashion circles for this sherpa-style pattern, why not round out an ensemble outfit with this amazing design job on this killer whip. Pull mega honeys with this puppy.

Flies at 350kp/h top speed.

New Crew.

We gonna have two new authors on our team!
Entroducing Kenny Log-ins and Mr. Bloggy. They know how to write mean shit!

Rachel Sweet - 'It's So Different Here'

Can't get enough of this jam at the mo. 
Makes me wanna drink cask wine when the panpipes drop half-way through though. 
The rest is ill!

Curb Servin!!!!

Straight classic Westcoast shits right here!!!!, only WC & The Maad Circle knew & know how to serv Curbs!!!!!
REAL

Candy Slabs?

Not only is this album a single disc, but a double with regular for you regular people & then you have some slow chop chop side 2 disc...... strictly for gettin yo lean on wit yo candy slabs!!!!!!
Wonder what color the candy is??

Southside Sunday

Dumb Girl

SAMUEL HOFFMAN JAM

Poor Midget

WORD!@

Thrash Zone!

Move out my way!!! I'm Thrashin! Fuck your carpet!

Urban Disturbance - For Real ['95 Remix]

AIAIAI TMA-1

In case you have been asleep, or frozen in carbonite for the last few months, you should be aware of the TMA-1 DJ Headphone, Launching worldwide in August through selected retailers! These are going to be BIG!!!!!!!!
mADlib likes, so get some and blaze the la-la,......

Is It Cool 2 Fuck

Yelling on a boat

EWH Vinyl

Hot off the press. New Electric Wire Hustle vinyl promo copies on BBE Records.
Good one guys.

Never Seen a Pretty Girl Look So Tough

Hell yeah! Prince is the ma'funkin (little) man!!!

I remember seeing this video when I was about 10-11, recorded it to VHS and just rewinded and rewinded that shit all day.

The intro is alright, but when that super-fuzzed electric hits, holy fuck. And the percussion!...

What is it?! Funk, pop, rock? Super killer from Prince at his roughest, toughest best.

Russian Man-hole Ninjaz

This is one of my all-time favourite You-Tube vidz. What the fuck is going on here?! It's gotta be in Stalingrad or somethin'.

How's the lady and her little kid at the top right of screen @ 12 secs. who come round the corner then casually turn around when they witness the fitness. Ha ha, drunk fighting Euro-style.

Classic!

"CUZ"

1. No Big Deal, 2. No Problem, 3. syn: "whatever"

You need to take out the garbage. Fuck Cuz, I'll get it later.

2:Fat Shit : Someone who doesn't recognize their own state of being overweight. They generally tend to get in the way inadvertently, not noticing they haves pilled over into one's personal space & dressed all 2pac an shit!

Look at that fucking fat-ass, he's taking up the entire couch!

F.A.T.L.I.F.E

Phillies ?......

The Phillies got to the World Series with some good help from some good supporters, their new uniforms are pretty dope too!


...although there doesn't appear to much support going on here!

SMOOTH (remix)

Green Onions

MEAN!

This company speaks for itself!!!! Blaze up a tree!!!

Smokin' Trunks.

This cigarette is so massive, this guy will die of lung cancer by the time he's halfway through!
I like how he's all, "Oh...for me?! I only just got here, but if you're offering."
Thinks: "I'll just smash a few puffs, then get straight back in my car and combo out at Murder Burger."
Love the corinthian pillar.

Before and the Glo

No wonder Prince was looking so sad...... look how happy this Super Curly Kit couple are!. Pro Line too.

"Big Ted"

Definition of Smooth...................

Free Full Color Fish Game

DDDDDDUUUUDDEEEEEE! Country Joe looks like he's really feelin the magical vibes comin from the wizards fingertips.
Lucky he has that rifle to hold onto, Rug guy lookin comfortable too.
I wonder if they were high at all?
Not at all.......

I think we all know what Syd was wanting?

I think that not only syd, but the entire group knew what they all wanted.... & they got! Only Syd was taking alot more than the rest of London 1967 combined!
R.I.P "Vegetable man"

Kewpie!

JAM!

Monchhichi

Dope album this one! Gets any party started as soon as you throw this jam on. Dance in your socks though while dancing on the Monchhchi's head, its more comfortable.....

Retro Lounge Suite

Hey fella's.... Just hangin' out in my underwear, on my rug and carpet, listenin' to some fresh vinyl.
MEAN!!!

@20 Seconds: Domino mu'fukka!

Mr. Yuk!

Power Extreme

Original Team:

• Max Ray - 'Brilliant' Sea Operations Commander
• Jake Rockwell - 'Rugged' Land Operations Specialist
• Ace McCloud - 'Daring' Air Operations Expert

Racially Diverse Extended Team (later additions):

• Rex Charger - ‘Expert’ Energy Programmer
• John Thunder – ‘Specialist’ Infiltration Commander

Schtick em up!

Watch out!!! Don't kill the hotdog :(

Very Nice Rug?

What could really top this room off????? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Not these guys!

Never have this lot round for drinks at your house if you have nice carpets or antique rugs.....They did make some exceptionally amazing music though!!!

Gunslinger..... jingle jangle jangle

Bo Diddley was never to be messed with!, As you can see here he is ready to fuck shit up as he was known with his "gunslingin"
Today it is known as "slangin"
True story

T.M.C.M

Too much coffee man!, look at the energy flowing through his veins..... serve him up another! Quick before he comes down.

Truely Magical

Carpet of the day:

Description:
Tabriz Shaikh Safi design. Wool pile on a cotton base woven in the late 19th Century. All vegetable dyes. Fully restored in immaculate condition. Has to be seen to be believed. 486x338 cm. Woven in Tabriz, in North Western Persia Antique as. Old as.Flies well..........

"Besties"

The golden years of Thomas! Not one other could narrate the way Ringo did...... Look how much he really loved Thomas.

Now!

Sorry, that last post made myself and a few others ill, Now back to reality........

Ummmmmmmmm

Ummmmmm. L.S.D doesn't grow on the tips of your magical genie shoes....... Try the mushrooms on the floor

Carpet?? Where?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bummer aye! Cuddle it anyways while you down there.......
Just wants to flash her smelly back-tat at the paparazzi.

Jump on!

I know for sure that some of the boys be keen to jump on this carpet an' go for a ride!

Magic-Carpet Rides

Wacky Carpet? Not even!!

Yeauh! Check out the Crazy Carpet! Designed in Canada to get around on the snow like you're actually flying in the air on a real-as magic-carpet.

Here's what the designer states:

"The Crazy Carpet, now termed a ‘Wacky Carpet’, is manufactured and designed by the toy manufacturer H2O Recreation Inc. in Chomedey Quebec.
An inherent part of growing up in Canada the Wacky carpet has stood the test of time spanning generations of Canadians. The no frills design of the Wacky carpet is all part of it’s charm."

Well I say fuck that! Fuckin' Canadians; i'll show them crazy... when I swoop down on my 1783 Moroccan Antique and blow heads with my Casablanca nugget-burner exhaust blasting smoky la-la all aboot their wacky plastic ridin' faces.

Mulatu Astatke pumpin' out my quality-fabric ride! Well-made rugs is all about the frillz!