J-Lo Loves Magic Carpet Rides

How stoked were me and Jellyfish on the weekend when we got to do a photo shoot of J-Lo and Cleopatra's ex-husband Marc Antony.

She called us last week and said "I just love your blog! Can we do a photo-shoot straight away? XXXXX"

We were like "Hell yeauh, photo-shot-boltz!"

We got in our favourite A-list snapper Norrie Montgomery to shoot the reel. Marc was calling it his little shag-pile and shit. Made us feel a bit sick, after the rums we'd been sippin' though.

Like NZ's Next New Second Next Top Model, here is the best shot.

Enjoy.

Carpet?? Where?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bummer aye! Cuddle it anyways while you down there.......
Just wants to flash her smelly back-tat at the paparazzi.

Wacky Carpet? Not even!!

Yeauh! Check out the Crazy Carpet! Designed in Canada to get around on the snow like you're actually flying in the air on a real-as magic-carpet.

Here's what the designer states:

"The Crazy Carpet, now termed a ‘Wacky Carpet’, is manufactured and designed by the toy manufacturer H2O Recreation Inc. in Chomedey Quebec.
An inherent part of growing up in Canada the Wacky carpet has stood the test of time spanning generations of Canadians. The no frills design of the Wacky carpet is all part of it’s charm."

Well I say fuck that! Fuckin' Canadians; i'll show them crazy... when I swoop down on my 1783 Moroccan Antique and blow heads with my Casablanca nugget-burner exhaust blasting smoky la-la all aboot their wacky plastic ridin' faces.

Mulatu Astatke pumpin' out my quality-fabric ride! Well-made rugs is all about the frillz!

"Beijo (Brazilian Rhyme)"

Heavy Rotaion

This is currently on a very heavy rotation up in the office!! Von Pea da man!!!

WANT!

Must have......... good to see that they did not use a monkey!
Thanks MonkeyGoods

Magical Smells

Patchouli (Pogostemon cablin (Blanco) Benth; also patchouly or pachouli) is a species from the genus Pogostemon and a bushy herb of the mint family, with erect stems

SMOOTH Ma F$@ka

Hmmmmmmmm...........
Smooth carpet ride for sure...
Mr Burke 1981

Wind Parade

Definately Flying on this one for Friday!